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Tue May 07, 2024
	These negotiation tactics are getting out of hand source: mlive.com \| share: Copy Link	3
	Small town West Virginia residents fighting city ordinance to beautify their town by removing all the junk cars from their front yards. Seriously - there is no joke here source: wchstv.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	US soldier looks around at the current political climate, decides the best place to spend leave time is visiting his Russian girlfriend in Russia source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Jesus didn't take the wheel, but 8th grader Acie Holland did source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Caption this press conference source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	"He also tried to kill his wife while she was at a rehabilitation facility but she woke up and told him not do that again" source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	China working hard on creating the next pandemic. Now with bleeding from every orifice goodness source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	40
	Why did the chickens cross the road? Fuggedaboutit source: upi.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Intrepid Slate reporter tracks down people who leave 1-star reviews on Yelp. Guess everyone needs a hobby source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	The collapse of our timeline continues as Darth Jar Jar becomes reality source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share: Copy Link	99
	As you graduate today and head out into the World seeking your fortune, remember that drugs and Bitcoin are your future source: nbc4i.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	I guess a pink dildo is better than a limp dick source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Asbury Park's creepy smiling face, Tillie, may not be smiling much longer source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Drew inconsolable source: wlky.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Can you smell what's cookin'? Congrats, that's air pollution source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Veteran crime scene recreation expert is not saying the video of two alien creatures in a Las Vegas backyard is authentic, but he's saying those are definitely aliens source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Photoshop this food delivery source: scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net \| share: Copy Link	12
	Will Vonshiatsinpantz keep his mouth shut today? Will he keep passing "do u think Ivanka loves me" notes to his attorney? It's day 13 of the election interference/financial fraud trial source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	717
	Who's the good panda? You're the good panda aren't you. Does my good panda want a treat? Here's a treat for my good panda source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	That one irrational fear you have suddenly became rational today source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Get ready for the Swiss army knifeless source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	Day 804 of WW3. Mordor trying to restore the glory of the USSR, so a jailed journalist wins a Pulitzer. Most of Europe will not be at Pooty-Poot's coronation today, and the orcs stage a tactical nuke drill. This is your Tuesday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	172
	Visitors to LakeTahoe making snow angels instead of sandcastles source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Internet hoarder keeps over 7,400 tabs open on Firefox, fears digital collapse that could kill her e-life source: pcmag.com \| share: Copy Link	108
	Put up a statue to him? He SHOT a man in Reno. Just to watch him die source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Old proverb: Man sitting next to highway will confess to a cold murder case if state trooper asks if he's ok source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Florida cop fat fingers the computer when he runs a car's license plate. This results in - A: Running it again. B: A good laugh down at the station or, C: Father and special needs daughter removed at gunpoint from "stolen" car source: fox13news.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Finland prepares for "increasingly aggressive Russia" by stocking up military equipment in Sweden, Norway. "We are not alone anymore. We can trust others. We don't need to keep all our karjalanpiirakka in one basket" source: yle.fi \| share: Copy Link	44
	Meet the winners of the 2024 Pulitzer Prizes in journalism. Looks like OAN and Infowars got robbed again source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	33

Mon May 06, 2024
	Four drug smugglers arrested in case of the village pub car park Cocaine Van source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	You know what's bananas? People stealing bananas from farmers who are growing bananas to give to people hungry for bananas is bananas. That's what subby always says. Tag is for the people feeding the hungry source: bigislandnow.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Never seen before fanged creature discovered in Thailand, Australia seen shaking tiny fist in the background source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	19
	His business card simply says, "I'll bore you." His blood smells like Nyquil. He can put you to sleep quicker that Propofol. Meet "The Most Boring Man in the World" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	60
	Amazon delivers hot lead to carjacker source: wdbj7.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Step 1- Call in phony armed person report, Step 2- Rob bank, Step 3- Profit source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share: Copy Link	16
(Some Kids)	Photoshop these budding musicians source: gamma.creativecirclecdn.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Lakefront property owners feeling smug about not buying oceanfront property due to climate change might want to read this source: eurekalert.org \| share: Copy Link	24
	Hungry hungry hippo attacks tourist boat by sinking huge teeth into vessel source: thesun.ie \| share: Copy Link	53
	Car crash leads to grizzly discovery source: 14news.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Did you run the wrong 13.1 miles for the Brooklyn Half Marathon? Apparently many did source: brooklynpaper.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	New study shows how scammers are able to generate more than $7B a year, know when it is dinner time source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	When planning your next European vacation, be sure to be careful when visiting the dangerous country of...checks notes... Belgium? source: thrillist.com \| share: Copy Link	53
(Daily Fail)	Photoshop this Texas rescue source: i3.wp.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Bibi: Yeah, no, we don't accept this ceasefire, because reasons, and so let the bombs fall over Rafah source: timesofisrael.com \| share: Copy Link	1024
	Planters nuts recalled because they may contain nuts. Also, possibly listeria source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	50
(Some BBQ Guy)	Caption this happy time at the barbecue source: images.prismic.io \| share: Copy Link	48
	House that never fell on wicked witch offered for sale source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Our ancestors lived a lot longer than you think. Tl;dr high infant mortality wreaks havoc on lifespan averages source: cracked.com \| share: Copy Link	100
	Mother Nature puts a bullseye on parts of Oklahoma and Kansas. Highest level tornado threat for today. Stay alert and be safe source: wunderground.com \| share: Copy Link	142
	Badger badger badger rail slide, hand plant, badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger nose pick, Smith grind source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	26

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